David Menzies Archives
Who could possibly hate cars?!
For all you lads out there this is hilarious, for all you ladies, probably not so much.....!!
Why are Toronto's traffic lights set up to waste as much time as possible for every motorist on the road? Why?!
On today's roads, everyone seems to be consumed by their own distractions and not attentive to the demands of others on the road, so maybe this could be a job for......
There are certain traffic-calming measures in place that do exactly as they are intended to do, but what happens when you combine a few of them? The Menzoid reveals all!!
There are certain individuals out there – typically men – who crave respect on the highways and byways, and in order to achieve that respect, they buy a fancy sports car or an imported luxury sedan or even a six-figure exotic car, not realizing they’re on a fool’s erra
Did you know that even your city has a red light district?
Holy entrapment, Batman! Astute readers of this blog space will recall an item last month about the Toronto Police Force –er, sorry, “Service” – going on a bicycle bell blitz in the east end of the city. After all, the lack of bikes emitting “ding-a-ling”
All engines have some minimum requirements, one being continuous oil changes. The Menzoid explains this fantastic Quaker State deal and there's a particularly great offer at the end of it.
Did you see hear about that incredible, whiz-bang Toronto Police Service road safety blitz last week? On Wednesday in the Danforth/Broadview neighbourhood, the cops were on the prowl looking for nefarious lawbreakers. And what would that entail? Impaired drivers? Hit-and-run motorists? Nope. We&rsqu
It’s pretty scummy when an able-bodied person plunks his car in a handicapped parking spot. But such an affront is truly beyond the pale when the person carrying out the infraction happens to be an elite level athlete. Case in point: recently, Los Angeles Lakers centre Andrew By
Talk about life imitating art... On Saturday at the Nashville Speedway, Pastor Joe Nelms delivered a pre-race prayer for the ages. Indeed, his sermon – which was recited just before the NASCAR Nationwide Federated Auto Parts 300 – had some observers scratching their heads, laugh
The Menzoid once again pushes the 'boat' out there and provides us with a personal recount of what happens in a marriage when partners try to perform different roles from those they are accustomed to, within the driving scene. Some of you may or may not agree with his thoughts, but you have to
Road movies are typically a “guy thing” although director Ridley Scott tried to change that equation in 1991 with the release of Thelma & Louise, perhaps the ultimate “you go, girl!” chick flick/road movie. With 2011 being the 20th anniversary of Thelma & Louis
The Menzoid explains how he celebrates "Earth hour", or as he calls it "Human Achievement hour"
The Menzoid explains the need for the 'Kris Versteeg Car Wash Fund'
The Menzoid tells his side of the story when he was asked by Petro Canada and the Police to provide his Driver's License info.
Wait'll they see me now! 'You want me to watch your car?" My old school chum, Tom, was looking at me with incredulity bordering on contempt. Can't say I blame him. Tom was standing outside Sticky Fingers pub smoking a cigarette; I had just parked a smokin' exoticar. Since Tom wasn't doin